Letters from Dada Land: International Banana Museum

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To Whom It May Concern,

We recently became aware of your organization and we wanted to commence cordial relationships between our two respective

entities. We think what you are doing is of utmost importance, not only to our great nation of Dada Land, but also other nations.

We want to bring as much awareness to your organization as possible. We noticed you have many banana artifacts but we felt something special was missing. To this end we have shipped one of our famous “Big Bananas” to you. Our biggest to date is 9 meters long (please see image attached) but we have created a custom one for you specially which measures 25 meters long. This gesture, we hope, will bring good relations in the future.

The package is scheduled to be delivered to you by May 1 2016 via Fedex.

Please respond by April 15th if you foresee any issues receiving this gift.

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Letters from Dada Land – Haile Sea Fort

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To Whom It May Concern:

It has come to our attention that you are currently selling the Haile Sand Fort, an abandoned sea fort off the coast of England.

It is most fortuitous that we came across your listing as we have been searching for something very specific, and we believe this property might be it. That said, we have some questions that we would appreciate your response to. Firstly, we intent to install a commercial scale sound system on the Sea Fort. What kind of electricity does it run on? Secondly, as you may be aware Stefan has to have a daily feeding of candy, so how far is it from the coast via a fast speed boat? Finally, how quickly will our micronation be formally recognized by the United Nations, is that something you can help us with?

For rather a longtime we have been looking for a location to set up our own nation, away from the serious rules of the rest of the world and one where, amongst other things, Happy Violence is legal. Having withstood aircraft and submarine attacks during both WWI and WWII, the sea fort represents the strength and resolve of our great nation.

In this property, we believe we have found our nirvana, our Dada Land!

We look forward to your prompt reply.

Sincerely,

The Presidents of Dada Land

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Letters From Dada Land – Donald Trump

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Mr. Trump,

It has come to our attention that you will not be winning the race for the office that you seek, but have not yet come to that realization on your own accord. We would like to lend you a helping hand and break the news to you, respectfully, that you are not going to be President of the United States of America.

Being that it seems your schedule will be opening up, we have an offer for you. As Dada Land grows so does our need for government offices and we are pleased to offer you a position at the Dada Land Department of Humor. You have a recognizable inclination for humor albeit misguided. In Dada Land we are willing to overlook your previous transgressions and offer you the ideal environment for you to flourish and explore that talent while not inflicting any real harm. In our opinion, this is a great arrangement for all and it is in our hopes that you would see this advantageous solution in the same light.

There is no need to submit a CV or list of references. We feel confident that your actions up until this point speak for you more effectively than our review and examination of said documents would.

We look forward to your prompt reply.

Sincerely,

The Presidents of Dada Land

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